Total Medals Earned: 378 (From 84 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,340 Points
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Clear round 50.
Earn 50,000 points.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Buy your first costume.
Get every costume.
Open fire!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/205 points)
Rise, ye knight. For that is thy oath and curse.
...what a familiar face.
Through perilous land and trials dire, I'll face my fears...
...and never tire. With unwavering resolve, I'll press on...
...until my love's freedom is finally won!
Blessing of momentum granted.
Blessing of speed granted.
A currency is nothing, but a fleeting illusion.
...and you, brave knight, have proven yourself.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/335 points)
You managed to die in the tournament.
Get to the round 3 in the tournament
Get to the round 9 in the tournament
Get to the round 12 in the tournament
Win the tournament
Get to the round 20 in the Endless Mode
Get to the round 40 in the Endless Mode
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/385 points)
Beat the boss in easy difficulty
Find a shield charge
Beat the boss in normal difficulty
Find a master orb
Beat the boss in expert difficulty
Find all 3 master orbs
Find all 3 shield charges
Fully rebuild the city
Beat the boss in master difficulty
Beat the boss in expert or master difficulty while fully black (yes, bullets as well!)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/210 points)
Start the game
Go through the tutorial
Finish a run
enter the "arrow" portal
enter the "coin" portal
enter the "hand" portal
gain over 5000 coins
gain over 10000 coins
gain over 15000 coins
Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/100 points)
Get the seventh question right
Get the eleventh question right
Get the first question right
Get the second question right
Get the third question right
Get the forth question right
Get the fifth question right
Get the sixth question right
Get the eighth question right
Get the ninth question right
Get the tenth question right
Get the twelth question right
Get the thirteenth question right
Get the fourteenth question right
Get the fifteenth question right
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/16 (70/565 points)
Tread in shit
Glass someone
Play the game during December.
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Complete the game
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Press F
Press C
Get shit on by a bird
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Ride the bus
Blow up baby Jesus
Collect all the dog treats
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.
Medals Earned: 7/12 (250/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/215 points)
Complete the "Solitaire" mode
Complete "Solitaire" on hardcore
Complete the "Freecell" mode
Complete "Freecell" on hardcore
Complete the "Spider" mode
Complete "Spider" on hardcore
Unlock all achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/425 points)
Adventurous soul!
A suspicious wall...
Complete the map at 100%
Unlock all 6 Sword Skills and Sword Level 2
Defeat the mysterious enemy
Defeat the mysterious enemy without taking hits
Challenge: Complete the game without using Bravery
Challenge: Complete the game without using Deflection
Challenge: Complete the game without taking any hits
Complete Game 100%